How do you spot a modern spider?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the noisiest food?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?