Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?