What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?