What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How long do chickens work?