What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?