What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What season begins with a thud?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?