Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Which president loved to take baths?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is heaven always so tidy?