Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
When should you stop for a glow worm?