Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What birds make average students?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?