Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is the most adorable season?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?