What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How does a taco bless the table?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?