What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is the coolest country?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the richest basketball team?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?