Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
It's Crowded!
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?