Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?