Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?