What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are frogs always happy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?