What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?