What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What food is a man's best friend?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?