What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you organize a space party?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the school bully have for lunch?