What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Why did the foal cough?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?