Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which insect makes the best father?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
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What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How is life like toilet paper?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?