Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.