Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?