What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do frogs get to work?
What game do cows play at parties?