How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of car does a chicken have?