Why do birds fly south in the fall?
The museum curator needed a break.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?