Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?