Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What car always breaks the rules?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call octopus twins?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?