Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do hurricanes see?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?