Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?