Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
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Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
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How do you wash a lamb?
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What animal has more lives than a cat?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
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