Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What are the smartest highways in the world?