Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
