How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you get straight A's?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which state has the best streets?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?