What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a father's favorite flower?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.