Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?