What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?