What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?