Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?