Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?