Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?