Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What animals make the best students?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do horses reside?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?