Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?