Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are grandkids so great?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?