Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?