Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?