Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
It's allergy season again?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?