What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a cat go to sleep on?