What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do rhinos charge?