Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do math teachers love March?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What words make the best athletes?