What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do books sleep?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does a panda ghost say?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
When do cows get tired?
What's a cat's favorite color?