Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a tired tree?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?