What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why are goats so funny?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?