What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?