What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What was the first animal in space?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where do vampires keep their money?