Why do rhinos charge?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the bee sad?