Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What fairy loves to count?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?