What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?