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The sewing machine had her in stitches.
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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
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What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What condiment has wings?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?