What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What bird is losing its hair?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?