Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
When do astronauts eat?