What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are books always so angry?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?