What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?