When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?