Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What part of a fish weighs the most?