Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?