Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do automobiles fly?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?