Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?