Why did the cow cross the road?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do fish use for glasses?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?