Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?