If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?