What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call octopus twins?
What insect runs away from everything?