Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a dog's favorite city?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?