What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?