Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
