Why did the professor write on the window?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where do ants go to eat?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What sweet treat never panics?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?