Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How is cat food sold?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?