What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?