Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What vehicle works the hardest?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?