Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?