Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are winter days great?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?