What fish only swims at night?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does winter fat turn into?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?