What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call two birds in love?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?