Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do two skunks argue?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?