Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a silly hill?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?