What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do actors go to pray?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What dog wears contact lenses?