How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do bees say in the summer?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?