Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
When does a horse talk?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?