What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?