What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal has the most fun?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a tired tree?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What makes pirates such good singers?