Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?