Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?