Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How does one gelatin greet another?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What does winter fat turn into?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do baseball players always stay cool?