Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?