What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the politest month?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the baby laptop call her father?