Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?