What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?