Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the friendliest pen?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?