I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?