Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the smallest lion?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?