What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why was the artichoke so generous?