Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do milkshakes come from?