Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do trees get access to the internet?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What animals make the best baseball players?