What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which state has the best streets?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?