What style of music weighs the most?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a forklift?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?