What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?