What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?