Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?