Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do automobiles fly?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?