Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.