Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?