Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?