How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?