Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?