What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Families are like fudge.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do you make a bandstand?