What part of a football field is never the same?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why are books always so angry?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?