What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
Why do bees gossip?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which family member is always relieved?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?